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Small Plane Loses Power Leaving Houghton County Grass Strip; Federal Government Now Has Questions

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Police & Fire Around Da U.P.: Trucks Burn, Dogs Wander and the Eastern U.P. Behaves Suspiciously Well

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Small Plane Loses Power Leaving Houghton County Grass Strip; Federal Government Now Has Questions

Small Plane Loses Power Leaving Houghton County Grass Strip; Federal Government Now Has Questions

Police & Fire Around Da U.P.: Trucks Burn, Dogs Wander and the Eastern U.P. Behaves Suspiciously Well

U.P. Police Spend Saturday Encouraging Speeding, Somehow Raise Money Doing It