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The Daily Pasty is the Upper Peninsula's premiere source for satirical news articles based on real events in the Yoop, along with fictional stories intended for entertainment. Seriously... take what you read here with a grain of salt. Or just head down to the nearest Tractor Supply and enjoy one of the salt licks. Your choice.

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