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Stanchina Declares War on Deer, Prepares for Urban Guerrilla Warfare

IRON MOUNTAIN — After years of watching whitetail deer occupy lawns, devour landscaping and stroll through residential neighborhoods with the confidence of animals who have never paid a property...

Benson “Awestruck” By Escanaba SOS Branch, Declares it Statewide Blue Standard

ESCANABA — Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson reportedly left the Escanaba Secretary of State branch Friday "absolutely awestruck" after discovering what administration officials now...

Beauzo The Clown to Headline UP State Fair

ESCANABA, Mich. — State Senate candidate Beau LaFave is reportedly preparing for what aides are calling his most "on-brand" campaign event yet: a grand...

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