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HYDE — Less than a week after an exploding car rattled windows in downtown Escanaba, residents across Delta County were once again jolted by a deafening boom Sunday afternoon—this time traced to what authorities described as “an overachieving deceased whitetail deer” along U.S. 2 near Hyde.
The deer, believed to have been struck by a vehicle several days earlier, had spent the week baking under triple-digit heat indices before reaching what investigators are calling “critical internal pressure.”
“It appears the deer simply… exceeded manufacturer specifications,” said one baffled official while standing an uncomfortable distance from the scene.
The explosion reportedly sent startled crows airborne, briefly interrupted traffic on U.S. 2, and caused several motorists to instinctively duck, believing yet another vehicle had exploded.
Residents from Hyde to Bark River reported hearing the blast.
“I was convinced somebody’s garage exploded,” said one Hyde resident. “Then I found out it was a deer. I don’t know if that makes me feel better.”
Several Escanaba residents admitted they initially feared the mystery car explosion had somehow happened again.
“We’ve had two unexplained explosions in six days,” said one local. “At this point, I’m expecting the next one to be a mailbox.”
The Michigan Department of Natural Resources declined to estimate the force of the blast but acknowledged that extreme summer heat can accelerate decomposition, adding that spontaneous deer detonations remain “exceedingly uncommon” and are not expected to become a seasonal weather hazard.
Meteorologists were quick to point out that the same heat wave responsible for Monday’s 100-degree forecast in Escanaba may have played an indirect role in the incident.
“It’s hot enough that we’re issuing heat advisories,” said one forecaster. “We never imagined we’d also need to remind people to keep an eye on deceased wildlife.”
The boom quickly became the subject of local Facebook speculation, with theories ranging from a military exercise at KI Sawyer to an illegal fireworks display, before someone posted a photo of what remained of the unfortunate deer.
Within minutes, comments shifted from conspiracy theories to debates over whether the explosion technically counted as “roadkill seasoning itself.”
At press time, Daily Pasty had learned that several curious residents were already driving to Hyde—not to see the remains, but simply to confirm that Delta County had somehow managed to produce two entirely different explosions in less than one week without anyone planning either one.
